Welcome to Viking TV
A new live-broadcast television station that will be providing coverage of the upcoming Viking Age! Our team of on-site correspondents is ready to provide the latest information on current events from around this exciting cultural movement.
We’re bringing you all the excitement from our studio, straight into your home. Tune in daily for exclusive interviews and commentary from Viking Age notables such as Brynhildr the Valkyrie, Carl Herold (the recently-appointed Director of Education and Culture), Leif Erikson (head of the Society for Creative Anachronism) and more!
how do i access viking tv?
Viking TV is currently broadcasting live from the Viking Lumber Camp in Oregon. Tune your television to Channel 32, and watch our coverage as we talk with major players in this historic event!
Don’t have a generator, but still want to watch? Ask your local Kinkos to make you a copy of their feed on betamax! Copies should be available by the end of the week.
Introduce Viking TV, the new home of quality programming
To your friends and neighbors! There is no extra charge for the additional wiring required; we welcome you to use whatever power source is available!
Are you a member of the press? Radio, print, or TV: all applications will be considered. No preference will be given based on prior experience. If you simply love talking and thinking about Vikings, you’re already halfway there!
Discuss our lineup of original and acquired content
Programming begins daily at 8AM Pacific, and continues throughout the day. In between breaks for food and rest, we will be bringing you a variety of special programming! In addition to being preternaturally good-looking, I’ve been totally obsessed with Nordic culture ever since I was a kid. One minute I was eating a popsicle and watching reruns of I Love Lucy, the next I was asking my mom for a Viking hat.
I thought that would be the end of it, but just last week it all came rushing back when I picked up this great book from our local library. It’s called Norse Myths: A Guide to Gods and Heroes by Carolyne Larrington, and it has everything you could ever want to know about Norse mythology.
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I’ll be reading it cover-to-cover and then pretending I’m a Valkyrie and swordfighting with my sister’s old cheerleading pom-poms. She’ll get a kick out of that. I figure we should find some other stuff to do while she’s grounded anyway.
I thought about farming, but it would be a lot easier to make a living as a viking. You get paid to raid and pillage! From what I hear, they didn’t have things like taxes back then. Anybody who tells you different is lying.
Provide information on how to subscribe to Viking TV
You can do it through a cable box, satellite, or an antenna. That’s the beauty of this! Just pick up your phone and call your favorite provider now. You have nothing to lose by trying. With so many options available, you will be sure to find a package that fits your needs completely! Whether you’re looking for a few basic channels or something as extensive as full on-screen gaming, we’ve got you covered.
In addition to our wide variety of content, you can rest easy knowing your service comes with additional incentives from our partners! We currently have discounts and freebies for everything from Pepsi and Frito Lay to Macy’s and American Airlines! I know a lot of people who have cut the cord and check out a wide variety of programming from friends, family members, or even paid streaming services. We have all heard stories about bad things happening while the television was left on, but that is not what I’m suggesting!